Things to Ponder
- Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have?
- Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
- Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
- If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
- Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
- Why are they called buildings, when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?
- Why is the alphabet in that order?
- If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
- If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? (I’ve tried it, it doesn’t work)
- Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
- When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
- Why is it, when a door is open it’s ajar, but when a jar is open, it’s not a door?
- Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
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