Women’s Bumper Stickers
22 June, 2006 (05:54) | Lists
- so many men, so few who can afford me.
- God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends.
- If They Don’T Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain’T Going.
- My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips.
- Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog.
- Coffee, Chocolate, Men. . . Some Things Are Just Better Rich.
- Don’T Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen.
- If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen.
- Dinner Is Ready When The Smoke Alarm Goes Off.
- I’M Out Of Estrogen-And I Have A Gun.
- Guys Have Feelings Too. But Like…Who Cares?
- Next Mood Swing: 6 Minutes.
- And Your Point Is…?
- Warning: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It.
- Of Course I Don’T Look Busy…I Did It Right The First Time.
- Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win.
- You Have The Right To Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up.
- All Stressed Out And No One To Choke.
- I’M One Of Those Bad Things That Happen To Good People.
- How Can I Miss You If You Won’T Go Away?
- Sorry If I Looked Interested. I’M Not.
- If We Are What We Eat, I’M Fast, Cheap And Easy.
- Don’T Upset Me! I’M Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.
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