A New Era
Three surgeons were chatting at a medical conference. The English surgeon explained, “We had a chap caught in a printing press at a factory last year. All that was left of him was his little finger. Our team of surgeons constructed a new hand and built a new arm, engineered a new body and ultimately, when he returned to the workforce, he was so efficient that he put 5 people out of work.”
“That’s nothing,” said the American surgeon. “We had a worker trapped inside a nuclear reactor and all that was left of her was her hair. We constructed a new skull, a new torso, new limbs and put her back in the work force. She is now so efficient she has put 50 people out of work.”
The British Columbian surgeon was not to be outdone. “I was walking down the street when a fart wafted past. I took it back to the hospital in a garbage bag, let it loose on the table and we got to work. First o all, we wrapped an anus around it, built a bum on it, attached a body to one end, legs to another. And gradually it turned into Gordon Campbell. He put the whole province out of work.”
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