No one wants their last words to be "Oh my God! The old gypsy woman was right..."
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman’s nipples for ?
A: its braille for suck here.
Q: What is an australian kiss?
A: It is the same as a french kiss, but only down under.
Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tyre, and call it a goodyear.
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: when they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch
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