Doug’s Divine Drollery

ARE YOU A BITCH?????
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says “I’m a Y.U.P..P.I.E, you know…. Young, Urban,
Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist”
The second guy says “I’m a D.I.N.K, you know….Double Income, No Kids.”
The third guy says, “I’m a R.U.B., you know…Rich, Urban, Biker.”
They turn to [...]

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. –Frank Zappa
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep [...]