Are you a BITCH
ARE YOU A BITCH?????
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says “I’m a Y.U.P..P.I.E, you know…. Young, Urban,
Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist”
The second guy says “I’m a D.I.N.K, you know….Double Income, No Kids.”
The third guy says, “I’m a R.U.B., you know…Rich, Urban, Biker.”
They turn to the woman and ask her, “What are you?”
She replies: “I’m a WIFE, you now….Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.”
A second gal answers their question before they even ask it:
“BITCH.”
“So, just exactly what is a BITCH??????????” They ask in unison.
B- BABE
I- IN
T- TOTAL
C- CONTROL of
H- HERSELF
So ladies, next time somebody calls you “Bitch”…SMILE……and say Thank You!
