The English Language
The boy then went to his sister and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?”
The girl replied, “Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts? ”
He then asked his mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars “Well dear I love your dad very much but for a million dollars I’d certainly sleep with Brad Pitt”
The boy then went to his brother and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”
“Of course,” the brother replied. “Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?”
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, “Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?”
The boy replied, “Yes… Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million Dollars…………..but Realistically,……… we’re living with two Sluts and a Queer.
