when girls drink too much
25 July, 2006 (07:30) | Booze
- We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
- We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling “woo-hoo!” is truly the sexiest dance move around.
- We’ve suddenly decided that we want to kick someone’s ass and honestly believe we could do it too.
- On our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago
- We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.
- We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play’s because “oh my god! i love this song!”
- We’ve found a deeper /spiri tual side to the geek sitting next to us.
- We’ve suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
- We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that’s just because we can no longer taste the gin.
- We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (OR THE MOP?)
- We fail to notice that the toilet lid’s down when we sit on it.
- We take our shoes off because we believe it’s their fault that we’re having problems walking straight.
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