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This Could Happen to You!

14 August, 2006 (03:42) | Idiots, Misfortune

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall say: “Hi, how are you?”

I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, “Doin’ just fine!”

And the other person says: “So what are you up to?”

What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too bizarre so I say: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just traveling!” At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

“Can I come over?”

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them “No……..I’m a little busy right now!!!”

Then I hear the person say nervously…”Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions

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