Doug’s Divine Drollery

                    PARKING VIOLATION

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PROVINE OR STATE                     LICENSE NUMBER
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TIME                                 MAKE OF AUTOMOBILE

This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your bull-headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20-mule team, two elephants, one goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African Interior. The reason for giving you this, is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides I don’t like domineering, egotistical or simple-minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories.

I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.) Also may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.