Doug’s Divine Drollery

An Australian Love Poem
Of course I love ya darling you’re a bloody top notch bird
and when I say you’re gorgeous I mean every single word.
So ya bum is on the big side I don’t mind a bit of flab
it means that when I’m ready there’s something there to grab.
So your belly isn’t flat no more I tell ya, I don’t care
so long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round there.
No Sheila who is your age has nice round perky breasts
they just gave in to gravity but I know ya did ya best
I’m tellin ya the truth now I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy that you’ve got dimples on ya thighs.
I swear on me nanna’s grave now the moment that we met
I thought u was as good as I was ever gonna get.
No matter wot u look like I’ll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy’s on and fetch another beer.