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September 14, 2006
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Things That Are Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk:

  • Indubitably
  • Innovative
  • Preliminary
  • Proliferation
  • Cinnamon

Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk:

  • Specificity
  • British Constitution
  • Passive-aggressive disorder
  • Loquacious transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright Impossible to Say When You’re Drunk:

  • Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
  • Nope, no more booze for me.
  • Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
  • Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
  • Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing.
Posted by Doug at 2:49 pm

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