Rush Like a Pig
Rush Limbaugh is riding through farm country when he hears a horrible “thud!” feels a huge bump and the car grinds to a stop.
“What the hell was that?” he asked his driver.
“I just ran over some farmer’s pig.” the driver replied.
So Rush gave his driver some money and instructed his driver to walk up to the farmhouse, tell them who he was, what heppened and offer to pay for the pig.
“That’ll show people I’m not such a bad guy afterall”, thought Rush. So the driver heads up to the house and is gone for **6 hours**!!!
When he finally returned, Rush asked, “What the hell took so long?!?” “Well”, said the driver, “when I told them what happened, they cheered and asked me stay for dinner! They treated me to the best dinner I’ve ever had. The farmer broke out champagne for dinner and after we had some cigars and cognac he’d been saving for a special occasion, and then…”
“What?!? There’s more?” bellowed the Large One.
“Well, yeah…then their daughter took me up to her room and made love to me for 2 hours!
Rush stammered, “Wh-wh what the hell did you say to them?”
“Well, when they answered the door, I just said, ‘Hello, I’m Rush Limbaugh’s driver and I just killed the pig.”
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