Jewish holidays
Jewish girl tells her Catholic college roommate that she’s going home for Rosh Hashanah.
The Catholic girl asks the Jewish girl, “Is this the holiday when you light eight candles?”
“No,” the Jewish girl replies, “that’s Hanukah.”
The Catholic girl then asks the Jewish girl, “Is that when you eat those big crackers?”
“No,” the Jewish girl replies, “that’s Passover. Rosh Hashanah is the holiday when we blow the shofar.”
The Catholic girl replies, “That’s what I like about you Jews - you’re so good to your help.”
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