Wal-Mart Wine
BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) -
Date: October 30th, 2006
The Mother in Law
This guy says to his buddy, “You’ll never believe what happened last night.”
His buddy says, “Well then, tell me what happened.”
The guy says, “Last night the doorbell rang, and when I opened the door, there was my ex-mother-in-law on the front porch.”
She said, “Can I stay here for a few days?”
I [...]
Tale of a Circus Hero
A guy is walking through a circus fairground one day, when he notices a stunning woman sprawled on the ground unconscious. Kneeling next to the beauty, he lightly slaps her face. No response. Then he rubs her wrists. Nothing. He even tries mouth to mouth. The gorgeous woman does not respond. Finally, the guy takes [...]
A Trip To Rome
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber, who responded, “Why would anyone want to go there. Its crowded and dirty and full of Italians. You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?”
“We’re taking TWA,” was the reply. “We got [...]
To a friend
When you are sad
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue
I’ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile
I’ll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared
I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried
I will [...]
What is a Frat
Every college campus has them. Those uptight, Xerox-copied Ken dolls who prance about campus like God’s gift to the world. They think they’re cool and rebellious by spending their Saturday nights getting plastered and gawking at women who they have about as much chance having sex with as they doing suddenly realizing how [...]
Things to do at Wal-Mart
Things to do at Wal-Mart while the spouse/significant other/whoever is taking his/her sweet time!
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the rest rooms.
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official [...]
Weekend Shot
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there.
The boss asked him, “Have you ever been a salesman before?”
“Yes, I was a salesman in the country” said the lad.
The boss liked the cut of [...]
