Dear Tide
Dear Tide:
I’m writing to say what an excellent product you have. I’ve used it since the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me it was the best. In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law’s house, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of her blood on my white blouse, as well.
I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it just wouldn’t come out. On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!
I thank you, once again, for a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
Sincerely,
