Some Cards You’ll Never See In Hallmark
8 February, 2007 (20:03) | Ethnic, Idiots
- “Looking back over the years that we’ve been together,I can’t help but wonder what the hell was I thinking!”
- “Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.”
- “How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?”
- “I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I’ve changed my mind.”
- “I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell ’til I met you.”
- “As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you’re not here to ruin it for me.”
- “Thanks for being a part of my life! I never knew what evil was before this!”
- “Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. You’ll probably need it again.”
- “Happy Birthday! You look great for your age… Almost Lifelike!
- “When we were together, you always said you’d die for me.Now that we’ve broken up, I think it’s time you kept your promise.”
- “We have been friends for a very long time, what say we call it quits.”
- “I’m so miserable without you,it’s almost like you’re here.”
- “Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.Did you ever find out who the father was?”
- “You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket….I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.”
- “Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday - so we’re having you put to sleep.”
- “Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!” (available only in Arkansas, Kentucky and Eastern Tennessee)
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