Two Newfies, Archie and Harry, were driving down the road drinking a couple of beers.

The passenger, Harry, suddenly said, “Lord tundering jaisus… up
ahead — it’s a police roadblock!! We’re gonna get busted fer
drinkin’ dese here beers!!”

Don’t worry,” Archie said. “We’ll just pull over and finish dese
beers, then peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads, and trow
de bottles under the seat.”

“What fer?”

“Jist let me do de talkin’, OK?”

So they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and
put a label on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the police officer took a long look at the two of them
and said, “You boys been drinkin’?”

“No sir,” said Archie, pointing at the labels. “We’re on the patch.”

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