Doug’s Divine Drollery

A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There’s a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her.
“Ma’am, there are $20 bills [...]

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Dave walks into a bar and sees John sittin at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face.
Dave says “John what are you so happy for?”
“Well Dave, I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxin’ my boat, just waxin’ my boat, and a redhead came up to me… [...]

A blind man went to the airport to fly in a small plane and the pilot asked him, “If you’re blind, why do you want to fly?”
And the blind man said, he just wanted to have the experience. So off through the skies they went!
The pilot had a heart attack and passed out and the [...]

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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says.
A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,” she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
“Well”, she began, “I [...]

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.
When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, “You Sign! You sign!”
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in [...]

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