Doug’s Divine Drollery

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called
‘Man, The Master of Women’?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it
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Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged Marriage. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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