A true friend
Money
- It can buy a house, but not a home.
- It can buy a bed, but not sleep
- It can buy a clock, but not time.
- It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.
- It can buy you a position, but not respect.
- It can buy you medicine, but not health.
- It can buy you blood, but not life.
- It can buy you sex, but not love.
So you see, money isn’t everything and it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your friend and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.
So ….. send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
A truer friend than me you’ll never find.
CASH ONLY PLEASE - AND BE QUICK!!!
