Doug’s Divine Drollery

It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a man asked the Director what standard they used to determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then [...]

A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
“You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,” the student said, loud enough for many of [...]