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My First Time

3 May, 2007 (17:07) | Miscellaneous

It was my first time ever

And I’ll never forget

I’d do it again

Without a single regret.

The sky was dark

The moon was high

We were all alone

Just she and I.

Her hair was soft

Her eyes were blue

I knew just what

She wanted to do.

Her skin so soft

Her legs so fine

I ran my fingers

Down her spine.

I didn’t know how

But I tried my best

I started by placing

My hands on her breast.

I remember my fear

My fast beating heart

But slowly she spread

Her legs apart.

And when I did it

I felt no shame

All at once

The white stuff came.

At last it’s finished

It’s all over now

My first time ever

At milking a cow…

NOW ALL U DIRTY MINDS SAY 3 HAIL MARYS AND GET BACK TO WORK..

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