Doug’s Divine Drollery

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his Order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.”
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the Kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered [...]

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.
One evening the old farmer decided to go [...]

I met an older woman at a club last night.
She was OK for 57, we drank a bit, had a bit of a song & she asked if I’d ever had the sportsman’s double, a mother and daughter threesome?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went [...]

A priest was preparing a man for his long journey into the night.
Whispering firmly, the priest said, “Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil.”
The dying man said nothing.
The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing.
The priest asked, “Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and [...]