Doug’s Divine Drollery

A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, “Why are [...]

A nun walks into Mother Superior’s office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.
“What troubles you, Sister?” asks the Mother Superior. “I thought this was the day you spent with your family?
It was,” sighed the Sister. “And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to [...]

A man and his wife go visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife speaks to the counselor alone. The counselor asks, “You say you’ve been married 20 years, so what seems to be the problem?”
The wife replies, “It’s my husband — he’s driving me crazy! I’m going to leave him if he continues!”
“How does he [...]

It’s the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
Harold’s a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. He approaches the front door and Peggy Sue’s mother answers. She invites him in. “Peggy Sue’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a [...]