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Month: August, 2007

Canadian eh!

27 August, 2007 (22:16) | Booze, Ethnic | No comments

Canadian eh!
A recent study found the average Canadian walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found Canadians drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.
That means, on average, Canadians get about 41 Miles to the gallon!
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Why Men should stay out of the kitchen

16 August, 2007 (21:17) | Risque | No comments

A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed.
“Damn Bob, you’re hung!” Jim exclaims.
“I wasn’t always this impressive; I had to work for it.”
“What do you mean?” Jim asked.
“Well, every day for the past two years I’ve spent an hour each night rubbing [...]

Little Johhny Joke No. 3,324

7 August, 2007 (19:28) | Little Johnny | No comments

Little Johnny walked into school thirty minutes late.
“Sorry I’m late, teacher,” he said, “but I didn’t get my f**king breakfast.”
“Johnny, we don’t use language like that in school!” said his teacher. “Go stand in the corner!”
She then continued the geography lesson.
“Who can tell me where the Canadian border is?” she asked.
No hand went up except [...]

Women in Leather

4 August, 2007 (13:09) | Relationships | No comments


A Different Take on Chocolate

4 August, 2007 (13:01) | Food | No comments

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman’s Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, “Polo, I’m the one with the [...]

 

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