Doug’s Divine Drollery

1. Men are like…..Laxatives ….. They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like…..Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like…..Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like…..Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
5. Men are like…..Chocolate Bars ….. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ….Commercials? ……. You can’t believe a word they say.
7. Men are like…..Department Stores …… Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like…..Government Bonds? …. They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like…..Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like…..Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like…..Snowstorms ….. You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like…..Lava Lamps … Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like…..Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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