Doug’s Divine Drollery

Women’s Ass size study
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty interesting:

5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.
10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.
The remaining 85% say they [...]

Tools and Their Use

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against that freshly painted part you were drying.
WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws [...]