Doug’s Divine Drollery

A couple of old guys were golfing one day, when one of the men said that he was going to go to Dr. Basil for a new set of dentures in the morning.
His elderly friend remarked that he, too, had gone to the very same dentist two years before.
“Is that so?” the first old gentleman [...]

A Tennessee mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen.
When she got home, she asked her husband, “What’s a specimen?”
He replied, “Danged if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She’s a nurse.”
The woman went next door and came [...]