Doug’s Divine Drollery

To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - pet nose height.
Dear Dogs and Cats:
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.
**Please note**, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for [...]

Desperate to know her future, a woman decided to go visit a psychic.
In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the tarot cards laid out before her, the psychic delivered the bad news.
“There is no easy way to say this so I will be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die [...]