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Seperate Future

30 September, 2007 (18:11) | Relationships

Desperate to know her future, a woman decided to go visit a psychic.

In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the tarot cards laid out before her, the psychic delivered the bad news.

“There is no easy way to say this so I will be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death sometime this year.”

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle and then looked down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and decided to ask the question she desperately needed to know.

She met the psychic’s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked, “Will I get away with it?”

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