Doug’s Divine Drollery

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the country
club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde
who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm.
She hangs onto Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, [...]

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An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired.
Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had [...]

An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home. Since most of the facilities were completely full, they had to put him in a Jewish home.
After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to visit Grandpa. “How do you like it here?” asks the grandson.
“It’s wonderful! Everyone here is so [...]