Doug’s Divine Drollery

Disney’s 12 Pains of Christmas
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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy foot stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,
“There are no fish under the ice”
Startled, [...]

You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
You e-mail the person who works at [...]

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
‘I would like a Sprite,’ said the first little piggy.
‘I would like a Coke,’ said the second little piggy.
‘I want beer, lots and lots of beer,’ said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter [...]

A young Chinese couple gets married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her  husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
‘My darring,’ he whispers, [...]

A classic Dean Martin and Foster Brooks skit from the old Dean Martin Show. Brooks had a one shtick act but he did it very well.

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan. Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn’t know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. [...]