Doug’s Divine Drollery

For all my online and offline friends. After serious & cautious consideration…..your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2008!
It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!!
My Wish for You in 2008
May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. [...]

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said, ‘Let’s do it!
We’ll make it [...]

One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean.
It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said ‘Hey baby, how about playing Weeweechu.’
‘Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon’ said Jung Lee.
‘Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I play Weeweechu. I love [...]

98% OF CANADIANS SAY ‘OH SHIT‘ BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.
THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM SASKATCHEWAN AND THEY SAY, ‘HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS.’
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It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position.
The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead.
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There will be no Nativity Scene in the United State Congress, this year!
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States capital this Christmas season.
This isn’t for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation’s capital.
There [...]

As a young boy, Joe was completely obsessed with tractors. He had pictures of tractors all over his bedroom walls; he had tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, a tractor carpet, and duvet cover, the whole works. He ate, drank and slept tractors. On his 17th birthday he was thrilled to get an invitation to go to [...]

A Newfoundlander working in Toronto decided to visit the zoo one Saturday. While there, he saw a man with an elephant act. The man claimed the elephant could look at a person and tell that person’s age. The Newfoundlander was very skeptical and said so, in no uncertain terms.
The man had the elephant look at [...]