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- Bring your own house.
- If going to the Oil Sands, bring your own house, school and hospital.
- If going to Edmonton, wear your flak jacket. This is the murder capital of Canada.
- If driving to Edmonton, it is also the auto theft centre of Canada.
- If you are bringing drugs, head to Fort McMurray, the drug capital of Canada.
- If you are looking for work, look no further. Minimum wage is $15.60/hour.
- If you work downtown, parking costs $ 23 .00/hour.
- If you are able to buy a house in Edmonton, or Calgary, why not spend the money on a 15 year holiday.
- If you drive a Hummer, look out. We have the highest gas prices in Canada. The Alberta Advantage. This is where all the oil is as well, go figure.
- In Edmonton we have 5 hospitals. 10 years ago we had 7. Don’t come here sick.
- In Calgary the population has exploded. The last road was paved 12
years ago. Calgary is a no parking zone.
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Posted by Doug at 7:23 pm
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