Doug’s Divine Drollery

I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are real notes written by parents in a US school district
Spellings have been left intact.

My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.
Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.
Dear [...]

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