Doug’s Divine Drollery

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A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to [...]

Men are like ..Laxatives ….. They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ….Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
Men are like ….Chocolate Bars …. Sweet, smooth, & [...]

Three men were drinking at a bar — a doctor, an attorney and a biker.
As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, “For her birthday, I’m going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way, if she doesn’t like the fur coat she will still love me [...]

In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft.
After one year and $ 80,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the study was published, the [...]

The Beer Prayer
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the [...]

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president had finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back of his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way.
“And just where have you been until this hour?” demanded his wife, when the wayward husband finally arrived home.
“Down at [...]

A man’s in bed with his Thai girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his penis, something she had lovingly done on many occassions.
Rather enjoying it, he turns and asks her, ‘Why do you love doing that?’
She replies: ‘Because sometimes I really miss mine’.
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Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore. Under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will [...]