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April 09, 2008
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The Beer Prayer

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and
the lager.

Barmen

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Posted by Doug at 5:36 am
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Had Jesus delivered that sermon, Christians might be having a lot more fun today.

Gorilla Bananas UNITED KINGDOM Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.13 2:28 pm April 9, 2008

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