A Jewish daughter says to her mother, “I’m divorcing Irv. All he Wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece When it used to be the size of a nickel.”
Her mother says, “You’re married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 Bedroom mansion, you drive a $250,000 Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away… over 45 cents?”
Now that’s a Jewish mother!