Doug's Divine Drollery

At a dinner party thrown in jean chretien’s (for our American friends, he was our former Prime Minister) honour. A man turned to Madame Chretien and said, ” your husband has been such a busy prominent public figure with such a hectic schedule, retirement will seem very quiet in comparison. madame chretien , what are you most looking forward to in these retirement years ?”

“A penis”, replied Madame Chretien.

A hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer yet no one knew what to say next.

Jean leaned over to his wife and said, “Aline, in hinglish dey pronounce dat word, appiness.”