Humour

A man receive a notice of audit from the Inland Revenue, so he asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

His accountant said, "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper.

Wanting a second opinion, he asked his lawyer the same question. He got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie."

The man was really confused, so he went to his rabbi. He told the rabbi about the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution to this dilemma.

The rabbi said, "Let me tell you a story." "A woman who was about to be married went to her mother and asked what to wear on her wedding night." Her mother said, "Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.

Then, she asked her best friend the same question. Her best friend said, "Wear your most sexy negligee with a V-neck right down to your navel." This was conflicting advice.

The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the Tax man?"

The rabbi said, the moral of the story is that no matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed.