Humour

Wording Of Adds & Actual Meanings:

Ad	Interpretation
Competitive Salary	We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors
Fast Paced Company	We have no time to train you & you'll have to introduce yourself to your coworkers.
Casual Work Atmosphere	We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up
Must be Deadline Oriented	You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day
Must Have an Eye for Detail	We have no quality control
Some Overtime Required	Some time each night & some time each weekend
Duties Will Vary	Anyone in the office can boss you around
College Degree Prefered	Unless you wasted those four years studying something useless like Philosophy/English
No Phone Calls Please	We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality
Seeking a Candidate with a Wide Variety of Experience	You'll need to replace three people who just left
Requires Team Leadership Skills	You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect
Good Communication Skills	Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want & then do it