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We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%? Here's to achieving 103%!!

Do the math. It might prove helpful in the future!

• IF: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is substituted
• As: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
• Then; HARDWORK, becomes: 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only
• KNOWLEDGE, becomes: 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only
• ATTITUDE, becomes: 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %
• However, BULLSHIT, becomes: 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

Give it all you've got.



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