| FACTORS | COMMENTS | RATING |
|---|
Job Knowledge- Related to experience,training, keeping current
| This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot | Abyssmal |
| Quality of Work | Has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig | Less than stellar |
Quantity of Work- Produced under normal circumstances
| This young lady has delusions of adequacy | Not even on the chart |
Performance under Pressure- Maintain effectiveness and self control in spite of stress
| works well under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap | off the Richter scale |
Initiative and self-motivation- Applying oneself through enthusiasm, perseverance and energy
| Sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to meet them | The word troll comes to mind here |
Problem Solving- Ability to identify and analyze situations then solve accordingly
| She's is so dense light bends around her | Black Hole |
Work Relationships- Relationships with peers and superiors; the desire and willingness to help others
| Employees would follow her anywhere - but only out of a morbid curiosity | We're definitely into negative numbers here |
Planning and Organization- Arranging time and duties to complete assignments
| hard to believe she beat out 1,000,000,000 other sperm | Needs a review of Big hand and Little hand |