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The Perfect Employee

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Bob's Annual review:
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob worksindependently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues.Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.


Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent
to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd lines.



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