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A guy walks into a busy restaurant one day and sits down. While sitting down he knocks the spoon off the table. Then the waiter comes flying over with another spoon. The man compliments the service and asks do all the waiters carry extra spoons.
The waiter says that according to an efficency evaluation, 25% of customers knock the spoon off the table while sitting down. So we carry an extra one to increase efficency.
As the man walks up to pay the check he can't help but ask about the string hanging from the waiter's fly.
The waiter replies that we lose 15% efficency due to washing our hands so the other end of the string is attatched to my dick. So when I need to pee I use the string to go, and without ever touching it I don't have to wash my hands and that increases efficency.
Well the man asks how do you get it back into your pants?
The waiter replies I don't know about everyone else but I use the spoon.
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